Gizmo

@scrapyardgizmo

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CALLOUT POST FOR GABRIEL, JUDGE OF HELL

HOW ABOUT YOU JUDGE MY DICK AND BALLS YOU FUCKER

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YOU SEE THIS ASSHOLE? THIS DUDE IS NAMED "GABRIEL, JUDGE OF HELL" AND HE'S FROM THE HIT MOVEMENT SHOOTER, ULTRAKILL. YOU WANNA KNOW HIS PROBLEM, THOUGH????


HE'S A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! A LITTLE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL, YOU SON OF A BITCH, THAT'S MY FUCKING NAME!!!!!!!!!! MY NAME! NOT YOURS! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!! SECOND OF ALL, HE IS NOT NEARLY AS COOL AS HE THINKS HE IS! BITCH YOU ARE AN ANGEL!!!!! GUESS WHAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS???? HUH???? GUESS!!!!!!!!! THE MAIN CHARACTER OF ULTRAKILL IS A ROBOT NAMED V1!!!!!!!! AND HE CAN WALLJUMP AND HAS A COOL PUNCHING ARM AND HAS GUNS AND HAS WINGS OF HIS OWN! WHAT DOES GABRIEL, JUDGE OF FUCKING NOTHING HAVE?????? BULLSHIT LAZER SPEARS AND TWO FUCKING PHASES. V1 ONLY HAS 1!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU COME DOWN FROM YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE AND FACE ME ONE ON ONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT, V1 DOESN'T EVEN NEED TWO PHASES BUT BECAUSE UR TOO SCARED TO BE BEAT BY A ROBOT UR ALL "NO! I NEED TWO PHASES AND ALSO IM WORKING FOR GOD AND ALSO UR A HERETIC ):<" FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL TEAR OFF UR WINGS AND EAT THEM FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!


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slime inbound

my advice to you for today (and forever): listen to voice of the soul by death

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THE BASICS!

My name is Gizmo. I am the slime-powered-cyborg-hellion-angel-of-vengeance that you've never heard of. I go by she/they/he pronouns, as well as solo/solos, which are the (suggested) pronouns of my xenogender, Sologender


SOME MORE!

My interests include: Undertale/Deltarune, Homestuck??????????????(its complicated), Pathfinder 2E, gaming until I DIE, and loving my boyfriends until the very end. I enjoy heavy metal, synthwave, and also ICP.


WHERE AM I?

-Tumblr: scrapyard-gimzo

-Twitter: @gizmotherobo

-AO3: ScrapyardGizmo


WHY SHOULD YOU LISTEN TO VOICE OF THE SOUL BY DEATH METAL BAND DEATH?

Voice of the Soul is probably not what you'll expect if you've never listened to death metal before, and is therefor much easier to listen to. It's 3 minutes and 43 seconds of pure instrumental featuring soft, somber, yet unbreakable acoustics accompanied by the powerful wail of electric guitars, all of it culminating in an emotional performance that leaves the soul aching.


SURPRISE! I'M SUGGESTING SOMETHING ELSE!

Listen to the band Living Color. Namely, their songs "Cult of Personality", "Glamour Boys", "Type", "Elvis is Dead", "Information Overload", "Someone Like You", "Love Rears Its Ugly Head", "This Is the Life", "Bi", "Mind Your Own Business", "Ausländer", "Nothingness", "Hemp", and "Wall". Living Color is an underrated band with genius song-writing, genre defying style, and lyrics that well and truly mean something.