CALLOUT POST FOR GABRIEL, JUDGE OF HELL

HOW ABOUT YOU JUDGE MY DICK AND BALLS YOU FUCKER

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YOU SEE THIS ASSHOLE? THIS DUDE IS NAMED "GABRIEL, JUDGE OF HELL" AND HE'S FROM THE HIT MOVEMENT SHOOTER, ULTRAKILL. YOU WANNA KNOW HIS PROBLEM, THOUGH????


HE'S A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! A LITTLE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL, YOU SON OF A BITCH, THAT'S MY FUCKING NAME!!!!!!!!!! MY NAME! NOT YOURS! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!! SECOND OF ALL, HE IS NOT NEARLY AS COOL AS HE THINKS HE IS! BITCH YOU ARE AN ANGEL!!!!! GUESS WHAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS???? HUH???? GUESS!!!!!!!!! THE MAIN CHARACTER OF ULTRAKILL IS A ROBOT NAMED V1!!!!!!!! AND HE CAN WALLJUMP AND HAS A COOL PUNCHING ARM AND HAS GUNS AND HAS WINGS OF HIS OWN! WHAT DOES GABRIEL, JUDGE OF FUCKING NOTHING HAVE?????? BULLSHIT LAZER SPEARS AND TWO FUCKING PHASES. V1 ONLY HAS 1!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU COME DOWN FROM YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE AND FACE ME ONE ON ONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT, V1 DOESN'T EVEN NEED TWO PHASES BUT BECAUSE UR TOO SCARED TO BE BEAT BY A ROBOT UR ALL "NO! I NEED TWO PHASES AND ALSO IM WORKING FOR GOD AND ALSO UR A HERETIC ):<" FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL TEAR OFF UR WINGS AND EAT THEM FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!


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