aliens in the cupboard

nobody else thinks your gallows humor is funny

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i didn't eat at home for three days

it was a coconut fiber, as confirmed by third party sources. aka my mom. i had my mom come over and look. i called my mom

because i thought i saw an antenna poking out of my plates.

the plate was on a cupboard that is taller than me.

this added to my terror. who is up there?

if i ever scare myself to death over a piece of lint or my own hair touching my back, i hope my family laughs about it. i want my parting gift to be a darkly comedic anecdote.

the funny thing is, nobody else finds it funny