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❝Oh, actually while you're here, would you like a drink? A snack? Here are some that I've found that I'd like to share with you!❞

❝Okay...I will admit I was trying to distract you I really don't wanna talk about myself. But seriously, if you haven't had a snack or drink in awhile go have something nice, you deserve it! Anyways, to properly introduce myself I'm Oliver though I guess I told you that in the beginning. You'll have to excuse me, I've never really done anything like this before. Something I really enjoy is collecting cute things most, especially stuffed animals like Squishmallows! Other than that, I enjoy gaming (casually), writing, and reading though I haven't picked up a book in awhile admittedly. My favorite genre is probably horror, though because of this I've become harder to scare which is unfortunate I still love it though! ❞

❝Ah yes, it's working! Well, here it is. The dreaded introduction post. Well, at least for me it is. "So Oliver, tell us about yourself!" But I feel like right in that exact moment I forget about everything that I could possibly talk about. That, and I wouldn't consider myself to be a particularly interesting person even if I could remember. I'm literally just some painfully ordinary guy and to be honest? I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing here, I feel like I don't have anything worthwhile to say. But I digress, I suppose I'll have to tell you a bit about myself now huh, I hope I don't disappoint you, dear reader...❞

❝Actually...maybe it'd be better to list some of my favorite things: popcorn, Five Nights at Freddy's, pancakes, my cats, coffee, Sims 4, playing Just Dance on the wii or just dancing in general, winning at arcade machines (I'm really good at them!), birthday cake flavored things, winter, cherry blossoms, Monopoly, Carebears, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, cartoons, and daydreaming. ❞

❝That concludes my introduction I suppose! Oliver, signing off! ❞