I am the deathbringer. I am here to destroy your world. Prepare to experience pain and suffering on a scale you have never even dreamed was possible!
What a thrill that was.
It was just another Wednesday for Grübbilōn, the omnipotent world slayer of the Legionnaires from the planet Mitchudelerium (or MD.) Grübbilōn had conquered and destroyed over two million planets at this point, savoring each one more than the last. Their reign over MD has lasted more than any other previous ruler before them. While blood and conquering was truly in the blood of every being on the planet, the Legionnaires even more so, most rulers would tire or bore of conquering after a few hundred thousand planets. Not Grübbilōn. They thrived in turning subjects into slaves on planets far away; letting fire literally rain from the skies, igniting planets until their cores would overheat and explode into trillions of little rocks, floating around as warning signs to other planets in their respective galaxies that they would surely be next to meet their demise.
Today's planet, Slurro, was a bit trickier. It was a small planet on the outskirts of Transtiron, but they had more advanced science than any planet Grübbilōn had witnessed up to this point. MD was far from an advanced society in terms of science, but it didn't much matter given the overwhelming power that ran through the blood every beings body. And yet Slurro was still a bit of a challenge. It seemed they had a defense for every fireball and planet shattering blow from Grübbilōn. At times it felt as if Grübbilōn were doing little damage, if any, at all. All this did, however, was excite Grübbilōn, as the adrenaline flowed and strength built until they began to destroy mountains with little more effort than a flick of the wrist.
Given the advanced technology of Slurro, Grübbilōn decided it would be worth it to keep the planet around to serve the needs of Grübbilōn, the Legionnaires, and the planet, MD, as a whole. Once Slurro was decimated to the point nearing utter destruction, Grübbilōn called on the minions of MD to come and begin the process of turning it into a slave planet. And poof. Grübbilōn was back on MD.
Be gone already! I am trying to rest, not be bored to death from your constant jabbering and nonsensical thoughts of so called "reason and logic".
We only have a few hours left to prepare for Grübbilōn's next endeavor!!!
And so Grübbilōn began their slumber as their deputy left the Lair of Destruction and hurried back to the Hub where others were working hard on preparations for the next planet.
Grübbilōn is on another of their rage kicks and will kill us all if we can not get them to another planet to destroy tomorrow! Find me the easiest and quickest thing we can find that will be easy for them to toy with and destroy with ease. And do it now!
What do you mean a few hours?!?!?
Earth? What a dumb name. You are right, this sounds like the perfect place to destroy given our lack of preparation.
And so while Grübbilōn slept in their lair, the rest of the Legionnaires began preparation to send them to Earth in just a few short hours.
Well.... We have been saving a planet we thought was too easy...
You heard the deputy, everyone. Begin preparations for Earth immediately.
Well what is is?!?!? Make all the preparations now so we can get Grübbilōn there tomorrow to quench their bloodlust.
Yes, your majesty, what a success that was for Mitchudelerium. Wise decision not to blow Slurro into oblivion. We are busy preparing for next weeks endeavor now.
No! We will go tomorrow! I require more blood! Now! If I can not destroy a planet tomorrow I will destroy you and all of your loved ones! I expect everything to be ready when I wake up from my slumber.
To... Tomorrow...?
Do not make me say it once more!
Yes, your maj–
